My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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