you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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