The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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