I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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