im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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