i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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