I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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