I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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