At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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