4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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