he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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