turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Why is there bacon in the couch?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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