11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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