is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No subtext here. People are naked.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
