belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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