Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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