She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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