put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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