it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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