one two three fourrrrnication!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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