Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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