shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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