Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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