Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I am never drinking with the goths again.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
