hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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