Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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