it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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