I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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