HIV tests are more positive than that guy
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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