anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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