so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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