North Korea, Best Korea!
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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