"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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