He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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