Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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