we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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