THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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