I only kidnapped one of them. chill
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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