the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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