also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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