Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Randomize
