how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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