i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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