He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Randomize
