Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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