FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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