I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I have post one night stand depression
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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