whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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