I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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