these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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