ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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